“So what was the new stuff from MacWorld? Was there a new iPod?”

“Yeah, the iPod Shuffle. There’s two versions 512mb and 1gb.”

“Wait, how big were the old ones?”

“The iPod Mini was 4gb and the regular iPod was 20gb.”

“Well that’s dumb. Why would anyone want one of those?”

“They’re only like $100 and they weigh an ounce. It’s good for if you go jogging. Go look at the Apple site.”

“What there’s no screen? God this thing sucks. (15 seconds pass) Wait, it’s the size of a pack of gum? That’s so cute! I want one! (orders iPod shuffle)”